My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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