I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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