sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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