You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
