North Korea, Best Korea!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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