Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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