I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
