Duck Duck Cougar?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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