It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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