I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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