I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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