only you would photoshop your dick
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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