Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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