He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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