Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This is classic penis vs brain.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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