i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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