If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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