i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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