i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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