And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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