The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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