I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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