"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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