Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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