he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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