my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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