Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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