so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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