Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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