I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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