none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
