I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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