You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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