we're blogging at a bar
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
