i wish semen tasted like chocolate
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
