girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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