A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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