Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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