And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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