She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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