Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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