So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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