she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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