Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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