Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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