you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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