Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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