There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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