Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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