using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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