my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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