Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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