I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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