Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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