yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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