Is it normal to miss your booty call?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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