i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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